Stuff I’ve Learned

In the past two days of the wedding extravaganza there are a few things that I’ve come to learn. Or maybe just remember that I’ve learned.

• Some how my kids are able to sleep in here. And I am not
• I see no justice in that
• A wedding is a wonderful thing
• The Boy has stinky morning breath
• Black dress shoes for little feet are harder to find than you would imagine
• Sometimes we have to go through hard things at happy times
• The Lord is mindful of us during really hard times
• He gives us evidence of His mindfulness. If we’ll watch for it.
• The temple is a wonderful place
• Putting a fluffy dress on Miss Thing can solve a lot of problems
• Only if she’s well rested
• Starbucks closes at 9 pm
• Little Miss can really eat for an hour
• And she’s ready for more
• When an air mattress has a leak, it will always leak, no matter how many times you try to fill it up
• A sinking air mattress is nothing like a hammock, no matter how hard you try to imagine it
• Miss Thing can sleep quite comfortably on a Luv Sac
• The Bush’s house alarm is loud
• The police will probably come if you set off said alarm
• I can still eat ice cream outside, even if it is cold
• The kids know how to turn on the sprinkler system
• If there is a trampoline around then The Boy will have to be physically removed from it when it’s time to go
• I’ve decided to pull the plug on the air mattress